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IRC Quotes
*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<word_of_god> Numbers 22:21 - And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b
*!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please don't Swear)
<abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
<th3no0b> I'm going to be the next hitler
<th3no0b> I'm going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<rageagainsttheamish> why the clown
<th3no0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<rageagainsttheamish> lmao
<ben174> If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause I like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<chrislmb> If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<ben174> Where u work?
<chrislmb> I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
<tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
<tedward> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
<tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<tedward> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
<tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<tedward> now he goes to his third ho.
<tedward> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
<tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<tedward> next he visits the fourth ho.
<tedward> he asks her for his $250.
<thy_dungeonman> hold on, wait a sec
<tedward> what?
<thy_dungeonman> you said three ho's, not four. idioth.
*Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman
<tedward> Don’t correct me, bitch.
<mooseondaloose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<mooseondaloose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
<defister> you guys seen that video of the girl shooting live eels out her ass and having another jap girl eat them?
<monga> The japanese like sushi WAY too much.
<tag> Ouroboros: let's play Pong
<ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<ouroboros> | .
<ouroboros> Whoops
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks> whatd u think they'd say?
<foszor [bg]> something along the lines of, "G'Day mate"
<mage> what should I give your sister for unzipping?
<kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can still get one from a strange country
More IRC quotes. (Via DMDforum)
Comments (6)
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hehe nice fun… :lol:
Oh my god:roll: those people are verry stupid… .!:arse:
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bash. you lamer.
Those aren’t from Bash, I got ’em from DMDforum. Try reading my post (and especially the links at the bottom, of which Bash is one).
LOL. I wouldn’t recommend saddling your ass. They work much better on horses and such. A bit awkward getting through doorways, you know.